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funny jokes for kids

50 Funny Jokes for Kids

Laughter, they say, is the best medicine. And when it comes to kids, it’s like a magical elixir that can turn even the gloomiest of days into a bright, sunshine-filled adventure. The world of children is one where imagination knows no bounds, where silliness reigns supreme, and where a good joke can create memories that last a lifetime. We’ve curated a collection of jokes for kids that are not only side-splittingly funny but also sweet and wholesome – perfect for the young, curious minds in your life.

Our Top-Picks for School Jokes that kids will love

Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

 

What did one pencil say to the other pencil?

“You’re looking sharp today!”

 

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

 

Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”

Student: “One dollar.”

Teacher: “You don’t know your math.”

Student: “You don’t know my dad!”

 

What did one wall say to the other wall?

“I’ll meet you at the corner!”

 

Why was the music teacher locked out of the classroom?

Because she lost the keys!


What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

 

Teacher: “Why are you late for school?”

Student: “Because the bell rang before I got here!”

 

Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?

The teacher told him not to use tables!

 

What did one plate say to the other plate?

“Lunch is on me!”

 

Teacher: “If you had one wish, what would it be?”

Student: “I wish school was over!”

 

What did one piece of candy say to the other candy?


“We make a sweet pair!”

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

How do you know that Saturn was married more than once?

Because it has so many rings!

 

What’s a frog’s favorite candy?

Lollihops!

 

Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?

The teacher told him not to use tables!

 

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

Because their students were so bright.

 

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

 

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

Because they are shellfish!

What’s a cat’s favorite color?

Purr-ple!

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because they have smelly feet!

What goes black, white, black, white, bump?

A penguin falling down the stairs!

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the mooooo-vies!

Why did the crab go to jail?

Because he kept pinching things!

What animal needs to wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

Where do you take a sick horse?

To the horse-pital!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

 

Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll “Let It Go”!

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese!

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

What did the mommy tomato say to the baby tomato?

C’mon, ketchup!

What’s a monster’s favorite game?

Swallow the leader!

What does a piece of toast wear to bed?

His pa-JAM-as!

What does one eye say to the other eye?

Something between us smells

What happens when an egg laughs?

It cracks up!

Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call a train that sneezes?

Achoo-choo train!

Why can’t you tell a joke while ice skating?

Because the ice might crack up!

What’s mommy and daddy’s favorite ride at the carnival?

A married-go-round!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

What do you call a skunk who flies in a helicopter?

A smelly-copter!

What do you get when you shake a cow?

A milkshake!

How do bees brush their hair?

They use honeycombs!

What do kittens like to eat?

Mice-cream!

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

Why did the bee get married?

Because she found her honey!

Where do eskimo pigs live?

In pig-loos!

What do elves learn at school?

The elf-abet!

What do you call a train that sneezes?

Achoo-choo train!

Why can’t you tell a joke while ice skating?

Because the ice might crack up!

Final Words

As we wrap up our laughter-filled journey into the world of funny jokes for kids, we hope that these playful quips have brought joy, giggles, and endless smiles to your little ones and the young-at-heart. So, whether you’re sharing these jokes with your children, students, or simply relishing a bit of lightheartedness on your own, remember that humor is a powerful tool that can brighten even the dullest of days.


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